The perfect gift for me

Searching for the perfect holiday gift for meezealeeze? Look no farther than right here:

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You're welcome.

Christmas cards are gay

I went to the store in search of a card
To wish all my friends a Happy Holiday
I left the store feeling like a ‘tard
Because all Christmas cards are GAY.


Show me a cool Christmas card, PLEASE! Anyone, anyone? Yeah I didn't think so.

me me me me memememe

FIRST JOB: Hardee's for approximately 2 weeks
FIRST SCREEN NAME: margaritaville@prodigy.. does prodigy even exist anymore?
FIRST SELF-PURCHASED CD: I think is was Hank Williams Jr. Greatest Hits - First tape single I ever bought was Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew at the tender age of 13
FIRST PIERCING/TATTOO: My ears when I was twelve
LAST KISS: Mom's Cheek
LAST LIBRARY BOOK: About 12 sleazy paperbacks I checked out in case Hurricane Ivan knocked out power for days
LAST MOVIE SEEN: Mean Girls
LAST BEVERAGE DRANK: Sunkist straight outta the can
LAST FOOD CONSUMED: Pizza from the Rose cafeteria
LAST PHONE CALL: a customer
LAST CD PLAYED: Death Row Greatest Hits Disc one Executive Producer Suge Knight - Shouldn't "Suge" be spelled "Shug"?


I AM: supposed to be working on a quote but instead goofing off
I WANT: to sell our house soon so we don't have to make my bed every freaking day
I HAVE: mucho bling bling on my left ring finger
I WISH: I had Jennifer Lopez's body with out all the working out it must take to get there
I HATE: People who talk during movies
I FEAR: No-shoulders
I HEAR: very poorly, according to my husband
I WONDER: Who found the beaver?
I REGRET: Becoming a crack addict.
I LOVE: Cracking people up, the smell of Baby Girl's back, & Mr. Meezealeeze, of course
I ALWAYS: Pise don mi pantelones when I laugh too hard
I AM NOT: a gymnast
I DANCE: The African Anteater Dance.
I SING: not as much as my sister and Mom would like
I CRY: before and during period week

Do you:
HAVE A CRUSH: Yep
WANT TO GET MARRIED: Been there, done that, loving every minute of it.
GET MOTION SICKNESS: No, never! I LOVE to be dizzy or feel like my stomach is gonna fly out of my nostrils.
THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: hehehe um no
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: Dark brown with strays that are SNOW FREAKING WHITE.
EYE COLOR: sometimes brown sometimes green.
BIRTHPLACE: AL

Favorite:
NUMBER:4
COLOR: purple, blue and red
DAY: Any day when the temperature outside is over 70 and under 85 degrees and sunny
MONTH: October
SONG(S): These are the Days by Van Morrison
SEASON: Fall
DRINK: SUNKIST

Crazy Things I Have Witnessed in My Life

Yes, that is smoke coming out of the grill. This dude couldn't even wait to get home before he started BBQ'ing.

Blogger, You are Done.

Hoo whee I'm done! My very own supercalifragilistic delicious blog! This is gonna be good.

First I've gotta play around with this stuff to see what I can do...

Let's see, here is a pic of me:



And some of my friends:


Ya'll, I'm kiddin.